she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive...– William Gibson, Count Zero (1986)
I took Punk to be the detonation of some slow-fused projectile buried deep in...– William Gibson
Kill Your Employer (Recreational Paranoia is The...
Now listen, you queer. Stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I’ll sock you in...– William F. Buckley, during his televised 1968 debate with Gore Vidal
men are allowed to talk about women’s sexuality, they’re just routinely awful at it cya
Philosophical Conversations With Dad, Pt. 1
watching the walking dead
dad: what if they had a gun that never ran out of bullets
dad: a pistol that never ran out of bullets. wait, no. an uzi.
me: an uzi?
me: the show would probably end after a few episodes. it'd get too boring
dad: no i mean in real life.
me: you're asking me what would happen if there was an uzi with unlimited bullets in real life
me: i don't know.
I call my dick “The Chilean Mineshaft” because it’s 600 metres...– still without question the funniest thing
nickelodeon should run shows like iCarly and Fairly OddParents at 2am, monitor...– Kurt W. Hennessy
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The...– John Rogers
put your face on my face because love