April 2012
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“she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive...”
– William Gibson, Count Zero (1986)
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“I took Punk to be the detonation of some slow-fused projectile buried deep in...”
– William Gibson
Kill Your Employer (Recreational Paranoia is The...
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“Now listen, you queer. Stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I’ll sock you in...”
– William F. Buckley, during his televised 1968 debate with Gore Vidal
hey
men are allowed to talk about women’s sexuality, they’re just routinely awful at it
cya
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Philosophical Conversations With Dad, Pt. 1
watching the walking dead
dad: what if they had a gun that never ran out of bullets
me: what
dad: a pistol that never ran out of bullets. wait, no. an uzi.
me: an uzi?
dad: yeah
me: the show would probably end after a few episodes. it'd get too boring
dad: no i mean in real life.
me: you're asking me what would happen if there was an uzi with unlimited bullets in real life
dad: yeah
me: i don't know.
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“I call my dick “The Chilean Mineshaft” because it’s 600 metres...”
– still without question the funniest thing
“nickelodeon should run shows like iCarly and Fairly OddParents at 2am, monitor...”
– Kurt W. Hennessy
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“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The...”
– John Rogers
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put your face on my face because love
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