February 2012
50 posts
“skull rises out of pool at frat party and plays awesome trumpet solo. sum 41...”
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Hey my friend's band finally appeared out of... →
Please ignore my last post, I just read something by a self-confessed “freethinker, atheist Android fan”
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sometimes i imagine just savagely beating a nerd, like i bash my fist against his glasses and the shards of glass embed themselves in both his eyes and my fist but i don’t care, i just keep raising my fist up and bringing it back down to hear the wet cracking noise of tooth and cartilage becoming undone he tries to struggle but can only writhe in his defense as each punch devolves into a...
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Ape - Russell Edson
You haven’t finished your ape, said mother to father, who had monkey hair and blood on his whiskers. I’ve had enough monkey, cried father. You didn’t eat the hands, and I went to all the trouble to make onion rings for its fingers, said mother. I’ll just nibble on its forehead, and then I’ve had enough, said father. I stuffed its nose with garlic, just like you...
beebee liked my photo on instagram
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“Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment...”
– Dwight D. Eisenhower (1954)
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Monsanto Now Owns Blackwater (Xe) →
what the fuck argh jesus
it’s like a CEO literally said “i wonder how i can be 1000x more evil than i am right now”
Everyone knows funk was a singles and compilations...
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UH OH
I have suddenly become obsessed with owning, loving and caring for a very hairy dog named Frank Zappa.
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THE WYOMING INCIDENT →
The Wyoming Incident (or The Wyoming Hijacking) is a lesser known case of television broadcast hijacking/hacking. A hacker managed to interrupt broadcasts from a local programming channel (believed to serve several smaller communities in the county of Niobrara) and aired his/her own video. The video contained numerous clips of disembodied, human heads showing various emotions and...
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ESCAPE FROM THE FRIENDZONE
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